highkeygay:

wake up open the curtains

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take a shower then dry my hair

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come down stairs ready for breakfast

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greet the mailman

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pro-life advocates: *verbally harasses abortion patients and pickets outside of clinics, compromising the safety and privacy of the patients*
police:
westboro baptist church: *holds up picket signs that say how jewish, muslim, and gay people are going to hell and that god hates them personally*
police:
ferguson protesters: *protests peacefully over the murder of an unarmed black teenager*
police: what the fUCK this is horrendous and completely out of order call in all units
whiteboyfriend:

uh

serfborts:

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

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cocaineteas:

kourt’s finest moment 

mitchdahbitch:

ill take the one in red
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avoxia:

the worst thing about tumblr is that you read all those pro feminist/anti rape/anti misogyny posts all the time everyday and then you actually go outside and talk to a random guy and it feels like being punched in the face with a chair